We're keeping it. Of course, we're keeping it. I knew this would happen. Don't ask Zombie if he likes it, because obviously he doesn't, and that's why the little shit machine is running around our house now, goddammit, why.

Christ. Where do they even sell dog food here?

As a side note. THANKS FOR THE CAMERA, DICKFACE.

So, introductions. My name's Eyepatch. I didn't fucking pick it, so don't ask. Howdy, salutations, how do you do, and that whole routine ( Read more... )